Indeed - who will I choose for my running mate? I have been getting calls all weekend from all sorts of people who have crawled out of the woodwork wanting to stand beside me on the podium.
- Some of them are purely after a chance at running for president themselves in 2016.
- Some of them truly want to help.
- Some of them are planning to make documentaries and want to have some sort of credibility when they do it.
- Some simply want access to the "Undisclosed Location" so they have somewhere to take their families in case of disaster.
I want a V.P. who stands for something, who can provide a valuable sounding board and be a source of advice for me. I want someone who is creative. I want someone who demands perfection of himself and those around him every second of every day. I want someone who gives a killer keynote speech. I want someone who can fix my iPhone when it gets jammed.
I want Steve Jobs.
More accurately, and appropriately, I want FakeSteve Jobs.
So, I put it to you, FSJ, will you join me on the ticket? Will we be
I look forward to your response.