Yes - I totally have an iPhone. A New iPhone. The New iPhone is an iPhone of Change.

Can we install our own software?

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes! We! Can!

Can we use use T-Mobile?

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes! We! Can!

Can we use Sprint?

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes! We! Can!

Can we Use Verizon?

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes! We! Can!

Can we use Telstra or Vodaphone or even Virgin?

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes! We! Can!

Can we have 3G download speeds?

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes! We! Can!

Can we we have high quality video?

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes! We! Can!

Can the people of western Pennsylvania afford one?

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Can we give one to Reverend Wrong so that he'll shut up?

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes! We! Can!

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